and really we’re all just waiting for someone to come into our lives who just changes everything and we become alive and part of a chaos.

p-a-r-a-p-h-e-r-n-a-l-i-a:

how do i become beautiful and get boys to like me

p-a-r-a-p-h-e-r-n-a-l-i-a:

logins into facebook screeches closes tab opens facebook screeches logs out sighs rolls back in wheelie chair into wardrobe presses red button in underwear draw is launched into the sky crashing through roof and plaster gushing blood from initial wounds initial wounds not as fatal as the mental state that is in squawks like a bird once hitting the ozone layer closes eyes and pretends is in space oh wait is in space

That time Jordi from San Cisco totally sung a song for me… and like a room full of people at a club.

That one time I was reckless as fuck and broke into shipping crates with my girlfriend who isn’t really my girlfriend. Yet.

This is monique and she’s eshay as fuck and here we are being sasscats and lads and omg everyone on camp thought we were serious when we called ourselves eshays.

Lads on the bus. Told us we couldn’t chew gum so we fucking chewed gum.

Before my date with my not yet girlfriend emily.

Ps this is emily my lover.

Fucking loose in my 5 panel :’)

Yeah motherfucker won the eagle that’s right bitchez sitting at our table was this fucker. awww yeah and so loose only had chips and bread and coke for dinner. yeah buddy

Me at the park today and feeding the ducks. I have my weenie face on.

Lol that time I went to the beach. 

I don’t know what’s wrong with me. I go out and I laugh and have fun and get along with everyone and then I come home. I don’t like to talk, I’m moody, I sleep alot and I feel like I don’t actually achieve anything.

On top of a shipping crate fuckers

In a shipping crate with plastic babe

Crazy loose on the bike wheelchair.

I’m no poser Emily ‘taught’ me how to skate hardcore.

Crossin ditches cause we mad bitches.

On top of a shipping crate hekkas.

Breaking into shipping crates don’t call da cops.